A
friend was reading this while she was on holiday and said that she enjoyed it,
so I bought it.
This
is the official blurb: William and Amy love their busy city life, but when Will
collapses on his way into work he decides enough is enough and moves his family
to the country.
Three
months later, Amy is standing outside Helmshill Grange, a sullen monstrosity of
a house, deep in the Yorkshire moors. Within days, Will has traded in the Audi
for a Land Rover, and brought home chickens, goats, sheep, a serial-killer cat
and a mad dog.
I
really enjoyed the book in the beginning. To start with I felt very sorry for
Amy who had a career and home and lifestyle she enjoyed very much in London, but
gave it up so her husband could live his dream in the wilds of Yorkshire. Will,
because he doesn’t know a thing about farming or what he is doing acquires a
mix of damaged or rejected animals which of course he isn't strong enough to
care for. The two kids weren’t best pleased about the move initially either,
though they soon became enamoured with the animals and the freedom they could
enjoy in the countryside. So it was quite a jolly romp full of fun and comical
disasters with pleasant characters and the occasional twist and turn, surprises
and shocks.
However
then it began to go downhill. Amy made some stupid, irresponsible decisions
which led to implausible, unrealistic situations - the whole thing was too
unlikely and contrived and that irritated me. The antics of Hamish the dog
didn’t amuse me as was intended - they incensed me - I just kept thinking any
responsible owner would have taken it immediately to dog training sessions and
seriously learnt how to control it. I can’t understand why the author would
presume that pages about the distasteful behaviour and the chaos and damage
incurred by an unruly and undisciplined dog would be found remotely
entertaining.
Later,
she moves this same huge, unmanageable dog and a semi feral cat which is a born
hunter to a tiny flat in London which doesn’t allows pets. This was supposed to
be humorous - but all I could think of was, ‘How did she think for a moment that
she was going to get the dog out for a walk every day without being noticed and
what about the cat - was it cooped in all the time because if she had let it
roam free as it was accustomed to doing, it would have been killed on the
road’. It was so irresponsible, improbable and impossible that it spoilt the
story.
At
one stage I nearly abandoned the book. It was when Guy, the very nice vet bought
the family a hedgehog which had a broken leg. The daughter kept it loose in her
bedroom where it supposedly followed her around, trotting along happily behind
her everywhere she went. That just would not happen. For a start they poo and
wee everywhere and it stinks to high heavens. Also they are terribly shy
creatures. When I take care of autumn hoglets who are too tiny to survive
outside in the winter, even though they associate me with food and I have them
for months, they really prefer not to be handled at all or to have human contact
they tend to scuttle off to hide. If Ms Matthews had done even minimal research
into the behaviour of wild hedgehogs, she couldn’t have written such inaccurate
rubbish. I know it’s a novel, but it lost credibility for me - it became twee
and soppy.
However
I persevered.There were bits I thoroughly enjoyed and enough of the feel good
factor to keep me turning the pages. So I’m rather ambivalent about it. It could
have been an excellent book - it was basically a good idea and had interesting
characters, but it was ruined by too much absurd nonsense. I know it was meant
to be light hearted, but it was just daft in places.
Carole
Matthews is the Sunday Times bestselling author of twenty-seven novels,
including several Top Ten bestsellers. She is published in more than thirty
countries - so she’s a popular author but I don’t think I’ll read any more of
her books.
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